2 колеса и километры дорог. (gerhard_stark) wrote,
2 колеса и километры дорог.

Анекдоты для переводчиков

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Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the...
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
Paul: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

The Irishman goes into a London pub with a large crocodile at the end of a chain and he says to the barman, “Hey, fella, you serve Englishmen here, right?” 
The barmen angrily responds, “Yes, you Irish bastard, we serve Englishmen here!”
“Great! A pint of beer for me and two Englishmen for my croc.”

Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.' 
The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.'
Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!'

A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'
'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me.'

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

Ass As you can sea see the Chequer nose knows these worlds words:

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